Please, please, photoshop this for me

True conversation, word for word, as it took place in the Shanghai airport Saturday:

ME to US BIZ MAN: So, this was your first trip to China. Where did you visit.

US BIZ MAN: We went to Shanghai and Xian.

ME: Oh, I love the history in Xian.

US BIZ MAN: Yeah, we saw the PTERODACTYL WARRIORS.


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